My buddy Roy sent this along. It’s a clip from an old Phil Silvers/Sgt.Bilko show, originally broadcast in 1956. The Army is court-martialing a monkey and Bilko must defend him. (There’s no mention as to how long the monkey was held without due process or whether he was tortured.)
For some interesting commentary on the episode and the show plus the video, go here. If you’re strapped for time, you can just jump to the video at youtube.